US Government Promises We Only Need Two Weeks To Slow Spread Of Russia Propaganda
WASHINGTON-- The White House has warned American citizens that a new virus…
Republicans Place Cardboard Cutouts Of Putin Along Southern US Border So Maybe Biden Will Protect It
EL PASO, TEXAS-- Republicans have placed thousands of cardboard cutouts of Russian…
‘The Price Is Right’ Contestant Loses Prize After Failing To Guess Steak’s Price $99 Due To Biden Inflation
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- On Wednesday's episode of The Price Is Right, a…
Putin Keeps Posting Sticky Notes On His Refrigerator To Remind Him To Attack Ukraine
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- In order to refresh his memory, President Vladimir Putin has…
Biden Outsmarts U.S. Trucker Convoy By Using Chris Christie And Stacey Abrams To Block Washington, DC
WASHINGTON-- After learning about the US trucker convoy headed for Washington, DC,…
White House Confirms: Biden’s Earpiece Hacked By The Russians
WASHINGTON-- The White House put out an emergency statement Thursday saying Joe…
Jen Psaki Defends White House Lies By Saying Government Is Just A Form Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON-- Due to all the criticism the Biden administration has been receiving…
Joe Biden’s Body Double Resigns Due To Stress Of Mimicking Joe’s Every Senile Activity
https://youtu.be/j21qfxFaUyo Joe Biden's disgruntled body double said he had enough of working…
It’s 2062, The White House Still Claims A Russia Attack On Ukraine Is Very, Very Imminent
WASHINGTON-- It's the year 2062 and the White House claims that a…
Biden’s New White House Cat Joins Protest By Urinating Words ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ Into Carpet
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden's new pet cat Willow has joined the nationwide…
Biden Finally Addresses Border Crisis By Building Wall Around Canada
WASHINGTON-- With the large influx of Canadians seeking refuge into America to…
Biden Renames His Crack Pipe Distribution Plan To The George Floyd Initiative
WASHINGTON-- In celebration of Black History Month, Joe Biden has changed the…
