Biden’s Approval Rating Rises Among The Key 150 To 200 Year Old Demographic
WASHINGTON-- After giving an unforgettable State of the Union Address, Joe Biden's…
In Support Of Ukraine, Biden Says He’ll Only Take 8 Percent For The Big Guy
WASHINGTON-- In a rare and empathetic move to show support for Ukraine,…
Brilliant! Taiwan Flies Ukraine Flags Hoping NATO Will Protect Them From China
TAIPEI CITY, TAIWAN-- After seeing the United States and other Western nations…
Biden Blows Up Entire World After Falling Asleep On Top Of Nuclear Button
WASHINGTON-- Uh-oh, it looks like Sleepy Joe Biden has done it again.…
Biden Hires War Expert George Bush To Constantly Yell ‘Russia Has Weapons Of Mass Destruction’
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to justify an attack on Russia, President Joe…
Millions Of Vaccinated Americans Suddenly Okay With Enlisting Unvaccinated Soldiers
U.S.-- After spending the past year demanding that only vaccinated soldiers serve…
With Spring Approaching, Millions Of Unvaccinated Americans Still Waiting For Biden’s Winter Of Death
U.S.-- Breaking yet another promise to the American people, Joe Biden's promised…
Trump Getting Ready To Start World War 3, Wait, Nevermind, That’s Biden
WASHINGTON-- Mainstream news media outlets were reporting that the president's incompetence was…
US Government Promises We Only Need Two Weeks To Slow Spread Of Russia Propaganda
WASHINGTON-- The White House has warned American citizens that a new virus…
Republicans Place Cardboard Cutouts Of Putin Along Southern US Border So Maybe Biden Will Protect It
EL PASO, TEXAS-- Republicans have placed thousands of cardboard cutouts of Russian…
‘The Price Is Right’ Contestant Loses Prize After Failing To Guess Steak’s Price $99 Due To Biden Inflation
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- On Wednesday's episode of The Price Is Right, a…
Putin Keeps Posting Sticky Notes On His Refrigerator To Remind Him To Attack Ukraine
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- In order to refresh his memory, President Vladimir Putin has…
