Tag: Joe Biden

Biden Celebrates Mother’s Day By Saying Murdering Babies Needs To Remain Legal

WASHINGTON-- In a glorious speech celebrating American moms on Mother's Day, President…

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US Disinformation Governance Board Hires CNN Hosts To Give Everyone The Real Facts

WASHINGTON-- The Disinformation Governance Board has recently hired all the highly respected…

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FBI Poses As Ghosts To Try And Stop Illegal Ghost Gun Operation

WASHINGTON-- To try and thwart the very dangerous ghost gun business, the…

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Biden’s Wife Jill Falls Madly In Love With Macho, Take-Charge White House Bunny

WASHINGTON-- Inside sources are reporting that First Lady Jill Biden has become…

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Biden Wishes Everyone ‘Merry Christmas’ In Touching, Heartwarming Easter Message

WASHINGTON-- News media outlets have praised Joe Biden once again after the…

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Media Goes Gaga Over Adorable Photo Of Commander Taking Biden Out To Poop

WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden has been heralded as a hero once again…

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White House Accuses Bird That Pooped On Biden Of Being Russian Asset

WASHINGTON-- The White House released an emergency statement Wednesday regarding the pigeon…

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Biden Swallows Pelosi’s Dentures After Their Passionate Kiss At White House

WASHINGTON-- A freak accident happened on Tuesday at the White House when…

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Biden Congratulates Whoopi Goldberg On Her Nomination To Supreme Court

WASHINGTON-- After hearing of Ketanji Brown Jackson's confirmation to the Supreme Court,…

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Fox News Hires Will Smith As Reporter For All Biden Speeches

WASHINGTON-- Fox News Channel has recently hired Will Smith as their White…

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Biden Says Americans Can Save Money On Groceries By Not Eating

WASHINGTON-- In an effort to combat the exorbitant cost of food, President…

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Liberals Beg For World War 3 With Russia So They Can Get Back To Their Starbucks By Noon

U.S.-- Liberals across the United States have been on social media begging…

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