Tag: Joe Biden

Biden Vows To Fix US Recession By Sending Another $900 Trillion To Ukraine

WASHINGTON-- Finally addressing the failing US economy in a speech Thursday, President…

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Biden Recalls The Time He Had The Black Death Plague Back In 1353

WASHINGTON-- During a speech where he informed the world that he has…

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Biden Accused Of Cultural Appropriation After Mistakenly Leaving Saudi Arabia Shower With Towel On Head

RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA-- President Joe Biden has caused an international controversy once…

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Justin Trudeau Begins Taking Public Speaking Lessons From VP Kamala Harris

OTTAWA, CANADA-- After giving an embarrassing speech recently where he flubbed his…

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Hunter Biden Embarrasses Family By Wearing Clothes Out In Public

WASHINGTON-- Some embarrassing photos of Hunter Biden have been circulating around the…

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Biden Awards Presidential Medal Of Freedom To White House Teleprompter

WASHINGTON--President Joe Biden awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to his trusty…

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Total Recall: New Procedure Let’s You Pretend You’re Back In Better Time When Trump Was President

U.S.-- A highly sophisticated new technology has been recently developed that gives…

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Biden Tells Babies If They Need Money For Formula They Should Just Learn To Code

WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden addressed the baby formula crisis in a speech…

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Biden Celebrates Mother’s Day By Saying Murdering Babies Needs To Remain Legal

WASHINGTON-- In a glorious speech celebrating American moms on Mother's Day, President…

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US Disinformation Governance Board Hires CNN Hosts To Give Everyone The Real Facts

WASHINGTON-- The Disinformation Governance Board has recently hired all the highly respected…

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FBI Poses As Ghosts To Try And Stop Illegal Ghost Gun Operation

WASHINGTON-- To try and thwart the very dangerous ghost gun business, the…

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Biden’s Wife Jill Falls Madly In Love With Macho, Take-Charge White House Bunny

WASHINGTON-- Inside sources are reporting that First Lady Jill Biden has become…

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