With Palestine In News, Biden Keeps Thinking There Was Some Place He Was Supposed To Go Visit
WASHINGTON-- As the word "Palestine" keeps getting repeated ad nauseam on news…
Biden Sticks His Chin Out To Help Get Humanitarian Aid To Gaza
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- While boarding Air Force One to depart Israel, President…
Biden Flies To Israel To Check In With His Boss
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- A worried and subservient President Joe Biden flew to…
After Sending Warships To Secure Israel’s Border, Biden Secures US Border By Sending His Thoughts And Prayers
WASHINGTON-- Only hours after Israel was breached by Hamas, Joe Biden quickly…
Millions Of Unvaccinated Americans Still Waiting To Die As Third Anniversary Of Biden’s ‘Winter Of Severe Illness And Death’ Approaches
U.S.-- As the three year anniversary of Biden's warning to the unvaccinated…
Democrats Celebrate Indigenous Peoples’ Day By Stealing Lahaina Land From Indigenous Hawaiians
WASHINGTON-- In honor of the indigenous community who had their land taken…
Beto O’Rourke Glues Himself To Texas Fence To Stop Biden From Finishing Border Wall
RIO GRANDE, TEXAS-- In a desperate attempt to stop Joe Biden from…
Biden Sends Commander To Dr. Fauci For Dog Obedience Training
WASHINGTON-- After Joe Biden's dog Commander bit another member of the White…
DOJ Arrests Cannon House Fire Alarm For Attempted Insurrection
WASHINGTON-- The unbiased Department of Justice (DOJ) has arrested the fire alarm…
Hunter Biden Offers To Trade 36 Of His Paintings For Trump’s Mar-A-Lago Resort
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- As soon as word spread that a New York…
Biden Says He’ll Stand Up For UAW Workers The Same Way He Stands Up Whenever Walking
DETROIT, MICHIGAN-- While visiting members of the United Auto Workers union on…
President Zelensky Appoints Satan As New Ambassador For Ukraine
KIEV, UKRAINE-- After asking spirit-cooking performance artist Marina Abramović to be his…
