Tag: Joe Biden

Ecstatic GOP Chair Ronna McDaniel Celebrates Joyous Republican Election Losses To Democrats

WASHINGTON-- After a slew of Republican election losses on Election Day, happy…

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Oblivious Biden Brags That Pro-Palestine Protesters At White House Prove He Draws Bigger Crowds Than Trump

WASHINGTON-- While thousands of Palestine supporters protested in front of the White…

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Biden Dresses Up As Bloodsucking Vampire For Halloween

WASHINGTON-- For this year's Halloween festivities, the White House has confirmed that…

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Biden Decorates White House With Christmas Decorations For Halloween

WASHINGTON-- In celebration of this year's Halloween, President Joe Biden had his…

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With Palestine In News, Biden Keeps Thinking There Was Some Place He Was Supposed To Go Visit

WASHINGTON-- As the word "Palestine" keeps getting repeated ad nauseam on news…

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Biden Sticks His Chin Out To Help Get Humanitarian Aid To Gaza

TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- While boarding Air Force One to depart Israel, President…

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Biden Flies To Israel To Check In With His Boss

TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- A worried and subservient President Joe Biden flew to…

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After Sending Warships To Secure Israel’s Border, Biden Secures US Border By Sending His Thoughts And Prayers

WASHINGTON-- Only hours after Israel was breached by Hamas, Joe Biden quickly…

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Democrats Celebrate Indigenous Peoples’ Day By Stealing Lahaina Land From Indigenous Hawaiians

WASHINGTON-- In honor of the indigenous community who had their land taken…

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Beto O’Rourke Glues Himself To Texas Fence To Stop Biden From Finishing Border Wall

RIO GRANDE, TEXAS-- In a desperate attempt to stop Joe Biden from…

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Biden Sends Commander To Dr. Fauci For Dog Obedience Training

WASHINGTON-- After Joe Biden's dog Commander bit another member of the White…

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