India’s Narendra Modi Credits Trump With Second Term Victory
NEW DELHI, INDIA-- After a major landslide victory, Indian Prime Minister Narendra…
Trying To Boost Plunging Speaking Tour Sales, Bill And Hillary Clinton Swap Gender Roles
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- Due to deplorable ticket sales for their countrywide speaking…
Hillary Clinton Says Speaker Nancy Pelosi Proves ‘It Takes A Faker’ To Get Things Done
WASHINGTON-- After videos of Nancy Pelosi's 'clap heard round the world' went…
Great News! U.S. Politicians To Star In Avengers Spin-off Movie
HOLLYWOOD-- If you're a fan of the Marvel Universe, then the arrival…
Politician’s Hairdos Now Most Requested Hairstyles At Salons
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Who knew politicians could be so influential? At least when…
It’s Official: The Russians Sunk The Titanic, Says Washington
WASHINGTON-- U.S. officials have recently confirmed that they have new evidence that…
Hillary Clinton Courts Deceased Voters
LANGLEY PARK, MARYLAND-- In a desperate attempt to take back the lead…
Elusive Billionaire George Soros Admits To Rigging Voting Machines So That Both Trump And Clinton Win
MAL, NEW YORK-- Hungarian-American billionaire businessman George Soros admitted this morning on…
Trump Hires Tony The Tiger As Spokesman
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Presidential candidate Donald Trump recently announced on Twitter that he…
Bernie Sanders Forgets Which Country He’s Campaigning For
SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO-- Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders made a minor…
Bill Clinton Secretly Campaigning For Trump’s Wife
LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS-- Recently uncovered audio recordings submitted by an anonymous source to various news media…
Man Poisons Family Because They Were Trump Supporters
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A 39 year old man tried poisoning his entire family…