Disney’s Tigger Arrested For Crack Cocaine In Florida Sting Operation
ORLANDO, FLORIDA-- Florida police have arrested 69 individuals, including famous Disney character…
Pfizer Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Americans Now Focused On Russia
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Drug company Pfizer has been doing the happy…
Numerous New Democrats Suddenly Running For Congress After Local Mental Institution Closes
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A slew of up and coming Democrat politicians have…
Physician’s Hippocratic Oath Updated To ‘First, Do As Pfizer Says’ To Reflect Modern Medicine
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- To better reflect the state of current modern medical practice,…
Local Man Quits Vaccine Addiction For Much Safer Heroin Habit
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- In an effort to wean himself off the more hardcore…
New Sesame Street Movie Shows Muppets Getting Beaten And Robbed While Lost In New York City
HOLLYWOOD-- It might be a good idea to leave the children home…
Millions Of Unvaccinated Americans Enjoying Biden’s ‘Winter Of Severe Illness And Death’
U.S.-- Millions of happy, unvaccinated Americans have been out having fun and…
Here Are The Top 10 Hottest, Most Unique Gifts This Christmas
U.S.-- With the holiday season quickly approaching, now's your last chance to…
Santa Claus Will Be Injecting Sleeping Children This Christmas After Getting Paid Off By Big Pharma
NORTH POLE-- Santa Claus recently announced on his official Twitter account that…
‘All Citizens Must Take The Vaccine!’ Say Politicians Who Are Exempt From Their Own Illegal Mandates
WASHINGTON-- The majority of the U.S. Congress has been on the warpath…
CNN Reports Evidence Obtained From Hunter Biden’s Laptop Are Lewd But Mostly Peaceful Images
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- CNN has reported that the scandalous photos of Hunter Biden…
Build Black Better: Joe Biden Offers Free Crack To First 500 Blacks Who Vote For Him
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden returned to CBS News on Friday to force…
