WHO Locates Bird Responsible For Starting New Bird Flu Epidemic
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND-- After the World Health Organization reported that a deadly bird…
Stressed Dr. Fauci Unwinds After Congressional Testimony By Torturing A Few Puppies
WASHINGTON-- After going through a brutal, hours-long testimony before Congress in regards…
Pfizer Creates New Vaccine To Protect Against Effects Of Boeing Plane Malfunctions
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Due to the ongoing Boeing plane malfunctions epidemic,…
Biden Sends Commander To Dr. Fauci For Dog Obedience Training
WASHINGTON-- After Joe Biden's dog Commander bit another member of the White…
Weird Elflike Creature Seen Fleeing Area After Rand Paul’s Office Building Burns Down
BOWLING GREEN, KENTUCKY-- Investigators have presented new evidence in the case of…
COVID Virus Files Restraining Order Against ‘Stalker’ Dr. Fauci
WASHINGTON-- As Dr. Fauci has been making the rounds on news media…
COVID Virus Distances Itself From Disgraced Physician Dr. Fauci
U.S.-- Due to all the recent allegations of impropriety against retired physician…
Retired Dr. Fauci Finds New Job As Balenciaga Model
PARIS, FRANCE-- In what some are calling a smooth, lateral transition from…
Dr. Fauci Enjoys Delicious Thanksgiving Beagle With Friends And Coworkers
WASHINGTON-- Retiring Dr. Fauci has decided to take a break from his…
Dr. Fauci Announces Plans To Open All-You-Can-Eat Dog Buffet After Retirement
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Beloved doctor and canine tester Dr. Fauci has recently…
Dr. Fauci Jealous After Liberals Exchange Him For President Zelensky Pillows
U.S.-- Millions of liberals across the United States have thrown out their…
Dr. Fauci Contemplates Retiring To Be Able To Spend More Time Torturing Puppies
WASHINGTON-- America's favorite physician Dr. Fauci made a startling announcement this week,…
