Biden Wishes Ronald Reagan Speedy Recovery After Assassination Attempt
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Trump Feeling A Little Uneasy About Two New Secret Service Agents Suddenly Given To Him By Biden
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Assassination Attempt On Trump After Biden Spent Last 3 Years Calling Him Biggest Threat To Democracy
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Democrat Judge Dismisses Alec Baldwin’s Case After He Promises To Only Shoot Trump Supporters Next Time
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Democrats To Replace Biden In Race With White House Teleprompter
WASHINGTON-- After going back and forth on whether they should replace Joe…
Dad Tells Kids Maybe Next Fourth Of July When Trump’s President They Can Afford More Than One Hot Dog Each
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Desperate Democrats Create Their Perfect Multi-Politician Hybrid Candidate ‘Gavin Clinton-Obama’ In Order To Defeat Trump
WASHINGTON-- With the train wreck debate performance by senile sitting President Joe…
Biden’s Debate Was So Bad That Even He Says He’s Now Voting For Trump
WASHINGTON-- Donald Trump was declared the overall winner of the first presidential…
Trump Desecrates Corpse On Live TV
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- A tragedy happened during last night's 2024 Presidential Debate when…
Biden Ready To Moderate Presidential Debate Between Trump And CNN’s Jake Tapper And Dana Bash
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Democrats Panic After Trump Adds Kermit The Frog To VP Shortlist
U.S.-- Rumors are swirling in conservative circles that Republican presidential candidate Donald…
