Trump Vows To Conquer Alzheimer’s In November By Defeating Biden In Election
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN-- At the Republican National Convention, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump…
‘Mr. Las Vegas’ Wayne Newton Makes Guest Appearance At RNC
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN-- There were numerous celebrities at this year's Republican National Convention…
Miracle: Secret Service Mysteriously Finds Clean, New Iranian Passport Left At Scene Of Trump Assassination Attempt
BUTLER, PENNSYLVANIA-- While doing a thorough investigation of the scene where a…
Biden Wishes Ronald Reagan Speedy Recovery After Assassination Attempt
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden gave a quick impromptu speech from the Oval…
Awkward: Democrats Not Sure What To Do About All Those Sympathy Cards They Already Sent Out To Melania Trump Last Week
WASHINGTON-- After a failed assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump, disappointed…
Trump Feeling A Little Uneasy About Two New Secret Service Agents Suddenly Given To Him By Biden
WASHINGTON-- In response to an attempted assassination on Donald Trump's life thanks…
Assassination Attempt On Trump After Biden Spent Last 3 Years Calling Him Biggest Threat To Democracy
BUTLER, PENNSYLVANIA-- An assassination attempt was made on former President Donald Trump…
Democrat Judge Dismisses Alec Baldwin’s Case After He Promises To Only Shoot Trump Supporters Next Time
SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO-- A Democrat New Mexico judge has dismissed the…
Democrats To Replace Biden In Race With White House Teleprompter
WASHINGTON-- After going back and forth on whether they should replace Joe…
Dad Tells Kids Maybe Next Fourth Of July When Trump’s President They Can Afford More Than One Hot Dog Each
BAKERSFIELD, CALIFORNIA-- A local Dad named Biff McSquiggin had the unfortunate job…
Desperate Democrats Create Their Perfect Multi-Politician Hybrid Candidate ‘Gavin Clinton-Obama’ In Order To Defeat Trump
WASHINGTON-- With the train wreck debate performance by senile sitting President Joe…
Biden’s Debate Was So Bad That Even He Says He’s Now Voting For Trump
WASHINGTON-- Donald Trump was declared the overall winner of the first presidential…
