Tie-Gate: CNN Devotes Three Hour Show To Investigate Trump’s Crooked Tie Connection
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- A major controversy regarding Donald Trump and his crooked tie…
With Impeachment Unlikely, Anxious Democrats Target Trump’s Body Double Instead
WASHINGTON-- After finally coming to terms that the impeachment probe into President…
Frantic Democrats Accidentally Get Locked Out Of Their Own Closed-Door Impeachment Hearings
WASHINGTON-- An intense closed-door testimony this morning became even more disjointed after…
Hillary Clinton Hires Paranormal Investigators To Rid Her House Of Russian Assets
CHAPPAQUA, NEW YORK-- Trick-or-treaters won't be the only people haunting Hillary Clinton's…
Next CNN Democrat Town Hall Will Target Important ‘Finnish Paganist Toad Doctors Who Identify As Oxygen’ Voting Block
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Due to the success of the LGBTQ town hall held…
Startling New Evidence Reveals America Actually Discovered Christopher Columbus
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Shocking new evidence that was recently discovered during a live…
Democrats Promise Not To Shave Their Beards Until Trump Is Impeached
WASHINGTON-- Determined to serve justice to the American people in regards to…
CNN Apologizes And Submits Retraction For Accidentally Reporting Real News
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Mainstream news media outlet CNN has recently released a live…
Joe Biden’s Angry Response To Ukraine Controversy: ‘Who’s Hunter?’
WASHINGTON-- At a recent rally in Iowa, Joe Biden scolded Fox News…
Beto O’Rourke’s Plan To Send All American’s Guns To The Moon Met With Confusion
WASHINGTON-- Former Rep. Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke has recently increased his stance…
Justin Trudeau’s New Military Program Uses Canada Geese As Weapons
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Throughout Canada's history, the brave people of the Canadian Army…
Ilhan Omar Denies Cheating On Brother With Married DC Consultant
WASHINGTON-- Ilhan Omar is denying all the allegations that she cheated on…
