Biden Soils Himself On Live TV To Show Dominance Over Putin
WASHINGTON-- After western news media outlets reported that Vladimir Putin soiled himself…
Fox News Promises To Constantly Talk About How They’re Not Going To Talk About Trump
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- The Fox News channel has promised to…
Nancy Pelosi Drafts Articles Of Impeachment Against Trump Over Her Husband’s Quarrel
WASHINGTON-- House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has drafted articles of impeachment against Donald…
Biden Dons New Look To Help Boost Failing Poll Numbers
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to boost his horrible poll numbers, a worried…
Stephen King Writes New Horror Novel About Writer Who Obsesses About Former President On Social Media
BANGOR, MAINE-- Famous writer Stephen King announced on his official Twitter X…
Democrats Accuse Trump Of Hiring Hurricane Ian To Destroy Classified Documents In Florida
WASHINGTON-- In an urgent press conference Wednesday morning, House Democrats accused President…
FBI Raids Nest Of Squirrel That Was Rummaging Through Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Trashcan
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- After receiving a tip that an Eastern gray squirrel…
MSNBC: ‘It’s 2032, The Walls Are Definitely Closing In On Trump This Time’
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- On a year 2032 episode of MSNBC…
Martha’s Vineyard Democrats Turn Away Migrants After Learning They’re Trump Supporters
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- Immediately after discovering that the Venezuelan migrants were supporters of…
Biden Upgrades Trump Supporters From Semi-Fascist To Super-Duper-Mostest-Ultimate-Maximum-Fascists
HELL-- While giving a speech in front of the Gates of Hell…
Conjoined Twins Disown Each Other Over Difference Of Political Views
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- For the last six years, conjoined twins John and Jack…
Biden Cooks BBQed MAGA Republicans In Celebration Of Labor Day
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to unify the country, President Joe Biden celebrated…
