NYC Mayor Boasts New Record Of City Going 2 Minutes Without Crime Being Committed
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- New York City has hit a milestone…
Congress Passes Bill That Will Just Send One Hundred Percent Of American’s Paychecks Directly To Ukraine
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Lizard Person Liz Cheney Removes Human Skin To Appeal To Reptile Demographic
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Democrats Hire Officer Barbrady From South Park To Yell ‘Nothing To See Here’ At Rigged Polling Stations
WASHINGTON-- Frustrated with Americans calling for election integrity, Democrat politicians recently hired…
House Committee Members Wear Bikinis To Improve Poor Ratings Of January 6 Hearings
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January 6 Committee Subpoenas Bart Simpson To Testify Against Donald Trump
WASHINGTON-- Famous cartoon character Bart Simpson was the latest witness called in…
Total Recall: New Procedure Let’s You Pretend You’re Back In Better Time When Trump Was President
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Florida, Texas Celebrate After L.A. Bans Liberals From Traveling To Both States
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- Once Florida and Texas heard that Los Angeles officials had…
Leftists Now Cheer On Russia After Joe Rogan Voices Support For Ukraine
U.S.-- After Joe Rogan recently voiced his support for the people of…
Numerous New Democrats Suddenly Running For Congress After Local Mental Institution Closes
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A slew of up and coming Democrat politicians have…
Proud Democrats Vote To Impeach Joe Rogan From Spotify
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Stacey Abrams Fires Back At Critics For Not Wearing Mask, Says She Got Hungry And Ate It
DECATUR, GEORGIA-- After Democrat Stacey Abrams came under fire this week for…
