Tag: Crime

Hurricane Milton Shot, Killed After Mistakenly Travelling Through Chicago

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- After leaving a path of destruction in Florida before veering…

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UK’s Keir Starmer Limits Immigrant Stabbing Attacks To No More Than 50 Per Day

LONDON, ENGLAND-- After the large influx of illegal alien stabbing attacks on…

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FBI Goes Undercover As Ghosts To Stop Illegal Ghost Car Operation

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- With ghost car crimes becoming more prevalent…

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Secret Service Agents Didn’t See Trump Gunman Because Golf Course Was Too Sloped

WEST PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- After another failed assassination attempt on Donald Trump…

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Cats And Dogs Come Out In Support Of Trump After Kamala’s Illegal Haitian Immigrants Keep Eating Pets

U.S.-- As news keeps spreading that illegal Haitian immigrants brought in by…

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AOC Claims Violent Venezuelan Gangs Just Committing Attempted Homicide To Feed Their Families

WASHINGTON-- In response to multiple violent Venezuelan gang members getting arrested in…

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Keir Starmer Says He’s Solved UK’s Knife Stabbing Epidemic By Just Giving Immigrants Guns Instead

LONDON, ENGLAND-- After facing immense criticism for his handling of the massive…

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UK Police Arrest Dog For Barking At Immigrant

LONDON, ENGLAND-- Another dangerous, far-right extremist was taken off the streets in…

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Massive Fourth Of July Fireworks Display In Chicago This Weekend…No Wait, Nevermind, It Was Only 100 Plus Shootings

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- News outlets were originally reporting that there was a beautiful,…

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Trump Desecrates Corpse On Live TV

ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- A tragedy happened during last night's 2024 Presidential Debate when…

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