Breaking News: Leaker Finally Found Inside White House
WASHINGTON-- It took investigators less than two weeks to finally locate the…
Who Needs The Super Bowl? This Year’s Pooper Bowl Will Make Football Stink
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Scientific Acheivement: Scientist Trains Elephant To Use Human Toilet
TANZANIA, AFRICA-- An elephant in Africa has become the first of its…
New Poll Says Chicken Tastes Like Chicken
DOVER, DELAWARE-- A new poll recently released out of the Dover Polling Institute…
Must See: Chimp Evolves Into Man Overnight, Proves Evolution Once And For All
BRONX, NEW YORK-- An earth-shattering discovery was made last night at the…
New Series ‘Anthony Morestain: Farts Unknown’ Is A Breath Of Fresh Air, Says Critics
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- A spin-off of CNN's popular food show Anthony Bourdain: Parts…
Philly Man Gets Own TV Show On Food Network (6 Photos)
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- A 36 year old chef from Philadelphia will be getting…
Kim Jong-un Creates Massive Hurricane To Showcase His Power
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA-- North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un created a massive hurricane…
Fecal Matters, Says Defecation Rights Group
SMELTIT, GEORGIA-- A fecal rights group out of Smeltit has filed a lawsuit against Congress…
Congress Passes Toilet Paper Recycle Bill
WASHINGTON-- On Friday, the U.S. Congress passed the biggest and most controversial…
Man Swallows Paint, Defecates Masterpiece Worth $2.1 Million
JONESTOWN, MISSOURI-- Some say that life imitates art. If that's the case…
Horse Manure: Beauty Secret Or Just Horse Crap
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Everyone knows a little TLC on the skin can…
