First Grader Nominated To Supreme Court After Providing Definition Of The Word ‘Woman’
WASHINGTON-- A first grade girl from Kansas has made history for becoming…
Generous Congress Members Give Themselves Pay Raises In Support Of Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- To show their love and generosity toward the plight of Ukraine,…
US Congress Makes Pledge Of Allegiance To President Zelensky Mandatory Inside Schools
WASHINGTON-- In a unanimous bipartisan move, members of Congress passed a bill…
US Government Makes Ukraine 51st State Of America
WASHINGTON-- To better protect Ukraine and also Biden's shady business dealings, President…
US Government Replaces Statue Of Liberty With Statue Of Ukraine President Zelensky
WASHINGTON-- To honor the courageousness of Ukraine, the United States government has…
Numerous New Democrats Suddenly Running For Congress After Local Mental Institution Closes
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A slew of up and coming Democrat politicians have…
Democrats Impeach Trump Over Biden’s Phone Call With Ukraine President
WASHINGTON-- Democrats have impeached President Donald Trump for the sixtieth time this…
Healthcare Workers Avoid Vaccine Mandate By Identifying As Members Of Congress
U.S.-- Immediately after SCOTUS ruled that healthcare workers are unable to make…
Fauci Says More Dog Testing Experiments Are Needed To Better Understand Origin Of COVID
WASHINGTON-- During a Senate committee hearing on the origins of the COVID-19…
Chuck Schumer Says His Mother’s Sister’s Neighbor’s Son’s Mailman’s Mechanic’s Dentist’s Patient Was Targeted On January 6
WASHINGTON-- New York Senator Chuck Schumer was the latest grieving Democrat politician…
Senator Ted Cruz Removes Mask, Reveals He Was Ted Cruz All Along
WASHINGTON- Immediately after calling all the January 6 patriots "terrorists", Senator Ted…
Shocking Leaked January 6 Texts Show Trump Wanted Mayonnaise On His McDonald’s Big Mac
WASHINGTON- Explosive new text messages were recently uncovered by the January 6…