Tag: Congress

Biden Says Americans Can Save Money On Groceries By Not Eating

WASHINGTON-- In an effort to combat the exorbitant cost of food, President…

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First Grader Nominated To Supreme Court After Providing Definition Of The Word ‘Woman’

WASHINGTON-- A first grade girl from Kansas has made history for becoming…

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Generous Congress Members Give Themselves Pay Raises In Support Of Ukraine

WASHINGTON-- To show their love and generosity toward the plight of Ukraine,…

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US Congress Makes Pledge Of Allegiance To President Zelensky Mandatory Inside Schools

WASHINGTON-- In a unanimous bipartisan move, members of Congress passed a bill…

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US Government Makes Ukraine 51st State Of America

WASHINGTON-- To better protect Ukraine and also Biden's shady business dealings, President…

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US Government Replaces Statue Of Liberty With Statue Of Ukraine President Zelensky

WASHINGTON-- To honor the courageousness of Ukraine, the United States government has…

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Numerous New Democrats Suddenly Running For Congress After Local Mental Institution Closes

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A slew of up and coming Democrat politicians have…

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Democrats Impeach Trump Over Biden’s Phone Call With Ukraine President

WASHINGTON-- Democrats have impeached President Donald Trump for the sixtieth time this…

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Healthcare Workers Avoid Vaccine Mandate By Identifying As Members Of Congress

U.S.-- Immediately after SCOTUS ruled that healthcare workers are unable to make…

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Fauci Says More Dog Testing Experiments Are Needed To Better Understand Origin Of COVID

WASHINGTON-- During a Senate committee hearing on the origins of the COVID-19…

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Chuck Schumer Says His Mother’s Sister’s Neighbor’s Son’s Mailman’s Mechanic’s Dentist’s Patient Was Targeted On January 6

WASHINGTON-- New York Senator Chuck Schumer was the latest grieving Democrat politician…

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Senator Ted Cruz Removes Mask, Reveals He Was Ted Cruz All Along

WASHINGTON- Immediately after calling all the January 6 patriots "terrorists", Senator Ted…

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