CNN Tries Improving Ratings By Slapping Brian Stelter At End Of Each Show
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- In an effort to improve sagging ratings, CNN has decided…
Chris Hansen Hosts Popular New Show Called ‘To Catch A CNN Predator’
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Due to the massive amount of scandalous allegations plaguing CNN,…
CNN Creates New Network CNN 2.0 To Cover Up Scandals Of First CNN
ATLANTA, GEORGIA- With so many alleged sex scandals plaguing the world's most…
CNN’s Brian Stelter Gets Brutally Roasted Once Again By Cursing Callers
https://youtu.be/tFlLvq0BElE (SATIRE) CNN’s Brian Stelter was once again in the hot seat…
CNN Chief Medical Correspondent Dr. Evil Says Joe Rogan Spreading Medical Misinformation
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- In an effort to combat dangerous medical misinformation being propagated…
CNN Changes Their Name To The ‘January 6 News Network’
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- America's most trusted news source CNN recently announced they have…
CNN Says Empty Grocery Shelves And No Food Are A Good Thing
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- As grocery store shelves around the country continue to empty…
Leftists Combatting Meme Makers In A Country Of Alternative Facts
https://youtu.be/FLwtmJoVk9E (SATIRE) The memes can be pretty powerful sometimes, says CNN's Brian…
CNN Jealous Of Fox News’ Draconian Vaccine Mandate For Employees
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- In an honest statement today, the most trusted name in…
CNN: ‘Our Top 5 Worst Presidents In History, The Number One Pick will Surprise You’
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- The most trusted name in news CNN has recently ranked…
Beautiful Nancy Pelosi, 189, Stuns In Sexy Bikini As She Soaks Up The Sun
WASHINGTON-- Gorgeous Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi took some time…
Chris Cuomo Says He Doesn’t Have A Brother, Only A Sister Who Eerily Resembles Andrew
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Confused CNN star Chris Cuomo has gone on the offensive…
