Tie-Gate: CNN Devotes Three Hour Show To Investigate Trump’s Crooked Tie Connection
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- A major controversy regarding Donald Trump and his crooked tie…
With Impeachment Unlikely, Anxious Democrats Target Trump’s Body Double Instead
WASHINGTON-- After finally coming to terms that the impeachment probe into President…
Hillary Clinton Hires Paranormal Investigators To Rid Her House Of Russian Assets
CHAPPAQUA, NEW YORK-- Trick-or-treaters won't be the only people haunting Hillary Clinton's…
Next CNN Democrat Town Hall Will Target Important ‘Finnish Paganist Toad Doctors Who Identify As Oxygen’ Voting Block
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Due to the success of the LGBTQ town hall held…
Startling New Evidence Reveals America Actually Discovered Christopher Columbus
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Shocking new evidence that was recently discovered during a live…
Hero Or Villain? Cop Arrests Squirrel For Jaywalking, Resisting Arrest
ANGLE INLET, MINNESOTA-- A small, secluded town's policeman is making the news…
Hunter Under Fire After Accidentally Killing Seagull Thinking It Was Rare Palila Bird
HONOLULU, HAWAII-- A Pennsylvania man who was recently in Hawaii during an…
Democrats Promise Not To Shave Their Beards Until Trump Is Impeached
WASHINGTON-- Determined to serve justice to the American people in regards to…
CNN Apologizes And Submits Retraction For Accidentally Reporting Real News
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Mainstream news media outlet CNN has recently released a live…
Justin Trudeau’s New Military Program Uses Canada Geese As Weapons
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Throughout Canada's history, the brave people of the Canadian Army…
New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy Levies Seagull Tax In Effort To Boost Bird’s Population
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- New Jersey Gov. Phil Murphy is currently tackling one…
Mom Grows Tired Of Son Carbon Constantly Leaving Footprints Inside The House
CHEYENNE, WYOMING-- A mother from Wyoming has been making headlines this week…