Gavin Newsom Vows To Punish Trump By Increasing Homelessness, Crime, Illegal Aliens, And High Prices In California
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In response to President-Elect Donald Trump saying he wants to…
Gavin Newsom Claims Pooping Homeless People Are Just AI-Generated Deepfakes
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- On the heels of recently banning all AI-generated images in…
Frightened Gavin Newsom Hides Under Bed After Guns Come To Life And Break Into His Home
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- A horrible crime happened in California yesterday after a group…
Gavin Newsom Passes Bill Forcing Retailers To Offer Home Delivery To Shoplifters
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- As a way to ease the burden of hardworking…
California Restaurants Under Fire For Not Hiring Enough Trans Robot Workers
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- After numerous fast food chains replaced human workers with robots…
Massive Fire Breaks Out In Los Angeles After Gavin Newsom Sprays Hairspray Near Open Flame
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Firefighters continue working around the clock to put out…
Gavin Newsom Signs California Law Raising Fast Food Worker Minimum Wage To $20,000 Per Hour
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Within a crowd of cheering people, Democratic Governor Gavin Newsom…
California Man Arrested For Not Shoplifting
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A local man was arrested Monday after a store…
Governor Gavin Newsom Abruptly Leaves Press Conference To Return Some Videotapes
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- During a recent news conference discussing ending apartheid and slowing…
Gavin Newsom Tells Californians Not To Use A/C While Wearing Parka And Drinking Hot Chocolate
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- While dressed in a winter parka and drinking scalding hot…
Meet The World’s First Chimpanzee Chiropractor
OXNARD, CALIFORNIA-- A chiropractor from Oxnard, who happens to be a chimpanzee,…
