New California Bill Would Require Victims To ‘Play Dead’ Before Using Self-Defense
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A controversial new bill has been introduced by Democrats…
Gavin Newsom Interviews Worst U.S. Governor On His New Podcast
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- On his newly launched podcast This Is Gavin Newsom, California…
Gavin Newsom Taps Fire Marshal Bill To Lead LA Wildfire Recovery Efforts
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In an effort to speed up the Los Angeles wildfire…
Defiant Gavin Newsom Tries To Hold Back Rushing Dam Water In Order To Spite Trump
CALIFORNIA-- In order to prevent President Donald Trump from bringing much-needed water…
Gavin Newsom Claims California Wildfires Are Just AI-Generated Deepfakes
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- After facing intense scrutiny and criticism for his handling…
Biden Tells Californians Help Is On The Way In Only 6 More Days Once Trump’s Sworn In
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden held a press conference to reassure worried California…
Gavin Newsom Hires Greta Thunberg To Yell ‘How Dare You’ Whenever Asked Who’s Responsible For California Wildfires
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- After growing tired of all the mundane questions from reporters…
Gavin Newsom’s Approval Rating At 100% Favorability Among Delta Smelt Fish
CALIFORNIA-- An impressive approval rating for Gavin Newsom was released this week…
Gavin Newsom Holds Emergency Meeting To Figure Out How To Blame Trump For California Wildfires
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- As the California wildfires continue to burn out of control…
Santa Claus’s Sleigh Robbed While Delivering Gifts In San Francisco
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Christmas was cut short this year after Santa Claus's…
Gavin Newsom Issues New Poop-Scented Masks So You Can Still Smell California While Masked Up
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- After declaring a state of emergency over rising cases of…
Gavin Newsom Leaves Trail Of Hair Oil So Illegal Aliens Can Find Their Way To California
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- In defiance to incoming President Donald Trump's promise to…
