UK’s Keir Starmer Limits Immigrant Stabbing Attacks To No More Than 50 Per Day
LONDON, ENGLAND-- After the large influx of illegal alien stabbing attacks on…
Politician Who’s Already Struggling In Polls Threatens Nuclear War With Russia
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As his poll numbers and favorability among Canadians continue to…
‘White Dudes For Harris’ Adds New Member After Putin Endorses Kamala For President
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- Vice President Kamala Harris has just received yet another major…
Keir Starmer Says He’s Solved UK’s Knife Stabbing Epidemic By Just Giving Immigrants Guns Instead
LONDON, ENGLAND-- After facing immense criticism for his handling of the massive…
‘Building Walls To Reject Migrants Is A Sin,’ Says Pope Francis From Behind A Wall Rejecting Migrants
VATICAN CITY-- From behind a 30-foot high wall and hundreds of armed…
Mayor Sadiq Khan Fears If Trump’s Elected Britons Will No Longer Get Stabbed In London
LONDON, ENGLAND-- Amid the possibility that Donald Trump could become the next…
Canada’s Pierre Poilievre Releases New Simple, Effective Campaign Slogan: ‘I’m Not Perfect, But At Least I’m Not Trudeau’
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In the attempt to win the prime minister's position and…
UK Police Arrest Dog For Barking At Immigrant
LONDON, ENGLAND-- Another dangerous, far-right extremist was taken off the streets in…
UK’s Keir Starmer Gives Press Conference Sporting Cool New Mustache And Military Uniform
LONDON, ENGLAND-- During a recent press conference on the ongoing protests in…
Justin Trudeau Jealous UK’s Keir Starmer Gets To Beat And Arrest Protesters
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As Prime Minister Keir Starmer continues to come down hard…
Headscarf-Clad Keir Starmer Declares Jihad On UK’s Infidel Protesters
LONDON, ENGLAND-- After thousands of UK citizens rose up in protest due…
Trudeau Tries Boosting Struggling Campaign By Just Being Honest And Admitting He’s A Dictator
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a last ditch effort to try and revive his…
