Justin Trudeau Threatens To Trample A Little, Old Grandmom Every Day Until Trump Cancels Tariffs
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In response to President Donald Trump imposing tariffs on Canadian…
Embarrassing: Zelensky’s Debit Card Declined After Trump Stops Ukraine Funding
KIEV, UKRAINE-- It was an embarrassing moment for President Volodymyr Zelensky when…
Pope Francis Having Second Thoughts About Welcoming Illegals After Trump Drops Tren De Aragua Gang Members Inside Vatican City
VATICAN CITY-- After lambasting President Donald Trump for deporting violent illegal aliens…
Trudeau Boasts A Win After Negotiating With Trump To Make Canada The 50th And A Half State Of The US
OTTAWA- CANADA-- After a back and forth fierce negotiation with incoming President…
Justin Trudeau Makes Canadian History As First Person Of Color To Resign As Prime Minister
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Another historical first happened this week in Canada after Justin…
Keir Starmer To Deport All UK Females In Order To Curb Grooming Gang Attacks
LONDON, ENGLAND-- In an effort to slow down the massive amount of…
Breaking: Justin Trudeau Resigns, Will Be Replaced By His Sister Justine Trudeau
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Breaking news out of Canada this morning after disgraced Prime…
Elves Hold Intervention For Santa Claus After He Becomes Addicted To Ozempic
NORTH POLE-- After beloved Santa Claus lost a massive amount of weight…
Trudeau Wears Blackface So He Can Call Anyone Who Asks Him To Resign ‘A Racist’
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As calls for his resignation continue to mount, Canadian Prime…
UK Petition To Replace Keir Starmer With Larry The Cat Reaches More Than One Million Signatures
U.K.-- Millions of British citizens have become fed up with the current…
Sad: Trudeau Disappointed Montreal Rioters Aren’t Truckers So He Could Invoke Emergencies Act
OTTAWA, CANADA-- It has been a sad for week for Prime Minister…
Brazilian Scientists Discover New Species In Amazon Rainforest They’ve Now Identified As Bidenus Pedophilelis
BRAZIL, SOUTH AMERICA-- The scientific world is abuzz with excitement after scientists…
