Meet The 72 Year Old Man Who Still Believes In Santa Claus
TACOMA, WASHINGTON-- While most children eventually come to the conclusion that Santa Claus…
This Year’s Fourth of July To Be Moved To The Fifth
WASHINGTON-- Government officials have made a daring move by changing this year's…
Wearing Bathrobe And Slippers To Walmart Now Considered Fashionable
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Many fashion trends may come and go, but the latest look…
Massive Earthquake In California After Bill Gates Drops His Wallet
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- A 6.9 magnitude earthquake jolted the San Diego area…
4 Out Of 5 Mules Say Jackass Is A Derogatory Term
MULESHOE, TEXAS-- A group of mules is leading a campaign to try…
Police Chief Resigns Amid Doughnut Scandal
DRY HEAVE, MINNESOTA-- Dry Heave lost its police chief on Thursday as…
Government To Make Talking Traffic Lights To Help Blind Drivers
WASHINGTON-- Starting early next year, drivers will hear new sounds every time they…
Hawaii To Start Using Emoticons On License Plates
HONOLULU, HAWAII-- Hawaii officials have recently implemented new regulations to cut down…
Man Labeled Crazy For Claiming That Q-Tips Cleaned His Ears
TOPEKA, KANSAS-- A Topeka man was taken to a local mental institution after…
Investors Open Up An All-You-Can-Eat Warren Buffett
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A group of wealthy investors recently opened up an…
City Of Detroit Accidentally Puts Xanax In Water Supply, Crime Down By Almost 100%
DETROIT, MICHIGAN-- A major mix-up happened in Detroit last week when the…
