Alex Jones Selling Banned Sunglasses That Let’s You See Who’s Vaccinated
AUSTIN, TEXAS-- Popular radio show host Alex Jones has started selling special…
Thousands Of Dogs Crap On Dr. Fauci’s Lawn In Solidarity After Hearing About His Canine Testing Experiments
WASHINGTON, D.C.-- Immediately after hearing the upsetting news that their canine brothers…
At Least 43 Squirrels Shot, 6 Fatally, In Violent Chicago Weekend
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- Six squirrels have been killed and at least 37 wounded…
Trump Launches Own Social Network Called ‘Facebook And Twitter Can Kiss My Orange Ass Social’
PALM BEACH COUNTY, FLORIDA-- Nine months after letting the world see for…
Heroic: Roll of Toilet Paper Comes Out As Paper Towel, Proves It Has More Uses Than For Just Wiping
FLINT, MICHIGAN-- A toilet paper roll from Michigan is being heralded as…
Con Air 2: Southwest Airlines Hires Escaped Convicts To Fly Planes After Pilots Quit In Protest
DALLAS, TEXAS-- Southwest Airlines recently announced that they have hired hundreds of…
The Ubiquitous Brandon Makes An Appearance At Latest Trump Rally
DES MOINES, IOWA-- The sports stadium celebrity known only as "Brandon" made…
Lizard Person Bill Gates Accidentally Squirts Venom Into Reporter’s Eyes During Intense Interview
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Microsoft co-founder and vaccine candy man Bill…
Maskless Science Denier Still Waiting Patiently To Die Any Day Now
PORTLAND, OREGON-- For the last year and a half, a local maskless…
FBI Agents Bravely Stop Domestic Terrorist Parent From Putting Apple Into Child’s School Lunch Bag
BOULDER, COLORADO-- Brave FBI agents arrested a Boulder woman this morning after…
Student Productivity Increases After Numerous Schools Replace Teachers With Mannequins
SPRINGFIELD, OREGON-- With so many teachers refusing to go back to work,…
Funeral Homes Offering Free Tombstones To Anyone Who Shows Proof Of Vaccination
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- Great news to everyone who gets the COVID-19 vaccine.…
