FDA Approves Mail Order Doctors So Women Can Now Abort Unborn Babies At Home
SILVER SPRING, MARYLAND-- In a major win for abortion rights advocates, the…
Millions Of Unvaccinated Americans Enjoying Biden’s ‘Winter Of Severe Illness And Death’
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United Airlines Fires Auto Pilot After Inflatable Employee Refuses To Get Vaccinated
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- An autopilot who's been with the company for over ten…
COVID Omicron Variant Shot And Killed During Violent Chicago Weekend Shooting
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- The recently released COVID-19 Omicron variant was murdered this weekend…
Here Are The Top 10 Hottest, Most Unique Gifts This Christmas
U.S.-- With the holiday season quickly approaching, now's your last chance to…
Anthony Fauci Slams Fox News For Not Exterminating Lara Logan For Comparing Him To Nazi Doctor
WASHINGTON-- An incensed Dr. Anthony Fauci has responded to Lara Logan's claim…
Joel Osteen Claims Satan Hid All That Money Inside His Bathroom Wall
HOUSTON, TEXAS-- Once news of a plumber finding thousands of dollars in…
New Amazon Halo Fitness Tracker Motivates You To Exercise By Calling You A Fat, Lazy Pig
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- The Amazon Halo View Fitness Tracker is the ideal gift…
Jack Dorsey Steps Down As Twitter CEO To Join Less Oppressive Taliban In Afghanistan
SAN FRANSISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Jack Dorsey announced his official resignation as CEO of…
FBI Charges Thanksgiving Turkey After Spotting The Wild Bird At January 6 Capitol Riot
WASHINGTON-- The FBI arrested and charged a Thanksgiving turkey this week for…
After Kyle Rittenhouse Acquittal, Prosecutor Thomas Binger Files Charges Against The AR-15
KENOSHA, WISCONSIN-- Immediately after a jury found Kyle Rittenhouse not guilty on…
MSNBC Reporter Gets Dragged Behind Kyle Rittenhouse Jury Bus For 3 Miles Before Anyone Notices
KENOSHA, WISCONSIN-- A hilarious scene unfolded earlier today when an NBC journalist…
