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Groundbreaking Achievement: World’s First Successful Animal To Human Head Transplant
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Scientists Invent Spray That Guarantees To Catch Cheating Spouses
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Scientific Phenomenon: Woman Gives Birth To Thirty-Two Year Old Man
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Recent Crow Deaths Linked To Heroin Overdoses
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After Getting Fat-Shamed Online, Santa Claus Drops Two Hundred Pounds
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