Justin Trudeau Jealous UK’s Keir Starmer Gets To Beat And Arrest Protesters
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As Prime Minister Keir Starmer continues to come down hard on UK protesters, a distraught Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was reportedly jealous of the British leader being…
Nancy Pelosi Shows Kamala Harris The Best Places To Hide Her Alcohol While Working
WASHINGTON-- In the event that Kamala Harris wins the presidency, former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi gave the current vice president some much needed advice and showed her all…
Democrats Currently In White House Say They Can’t Fix Current Problems They Caused Now, Only After You Vote Them Back In
WASHINGTON-- As the 2024 presidential race draws closer to Election Day, Democrats Joe Biden and Kamala Harris have unveiled their message to the American people that the only way they…
Headscarf-Clad Keir Starmer Declares Jihad On UK’s Infidel Protesters
LONDON, ENGLAND-- After thousands of UK citizens rose up in protest due to their fellow citizens being killed by immigrants, Prime Minister Keir Starmer defended the actions of the non-British…
Kamala Harris Selects Tim Walz As Her Running Mate After Being Impressed By His Twerking Skills
WASHINGTON-- Vice President Kamala Harris has officially chosen Tim Walz as her running mate, telling reporters that she chose the far-left Minnesota governor because she was impressed with his twerking…
Trudeau Tries Boosting Struggling Campaign By Just Being Honest And Admitting He’s A Dictator
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a last ditch effort to try and revive his struggling bid for reelection, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau revamped his Liberal campaign with all new genuine ads showcasing…
Gov. Tim Walz Sets Up Snitch Hotline To Report Anyone Saying They’re Not Voting For Kamala
SAINT PAUL, MINNESOTA-- Kamala Harris' vice presidential pick Governor Tim Walz has recently set up a snitch hotline so people can report anyone they may have heard or seen saying…
Obama Starting To Wonder If It Was Such A Good Idea To Get Rid Of Biden
WASHINGTON-- Even though Kamala Harris has only been the Democratic nominee for a few weeks, former President Barack Obama has already begun having second thoughts about removing Joe Biden now…
MSNBC Criticizes Trump For Not Using Fake Southern Accent In Atlanta Like Kamala Did
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Mainstream media outlet MSNBC has reported another controversy surrounding former President Donald Trump after the Republican presidential candidate refused to use a fake southern accent during a rally…
Emmanuel Macron Assures World Algerian Boxer Is Just As Much Of A Woman As His Wife Brigitte
PARIS, FRANCE-- The President of France Emmanuel Macron has officially made a statement in an effort to quell the growing anger around the world after Algerian male boxer Imane Khelif…
Venezuela’s Maduro Promises Wife It’s Elon Musk Who Keeps Leaving Their Toilet Seat Up
CARACAS, VENEZUELA-- After getting confronted by his angry wife for leaving their bathroom toilet seat up once again, President Nicolás Maduro told his irate spouse that it wasn't him that…
Kamala Tops Hillary’s Pandering By Bringing Entire Table Of Hot Sauce To Atlanta Rally
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- After Hillary Clinton advised her to bring some hot sauce to the rally to try and win over the black vote, Vice President Kamala Harris took it a…
