Democrats Panic After Trump Promises To Release ‘Peanut The Squirrel Files’ If Elected
U.S.-- Republican candidate Donald Trump made a major announcement during a rally this week, promising that if he's elected president he will not only release the Jeffrey Epstein files, but…
Excited Kamala Sets Alarm For 2:55 AM So She Can Watch The 3 AM Democrat Ballot Dumps In Real Time
WASHINGTON-- Election Day is almost here, and a very confident Kamala Harris has set her bedroom alarm for five minutes before 3 AM so that she can witness all the…
No Teleprompter Needed: More Coherent, Intelligent John Fetterman Takes Kamala’s Place On Joe Rogan Podcast
AUSTIN, TEXAS-- Only days after Kamala Harris turned down an interview on The Joe Rogan podcast due to its three-hour length and list of tough questions, Joe Rogan sought out…
White House Clarifies Biden’s Offensive ‘Garbage’ Gaffe, Says He Meant To Call Trump Supporters ‘Trash’ Instead
WASHINGTON-- The White House was scrambling in a panic after a recent video emerged of Joe Biden calling Trump supporters "garbage," quickly coming to the president's defense by saying he…
For Halloween Kamala Dresses Up As Real Democratic Candidate Voted In By The People Instead Of Being Installed By Rich Oligarchs
WASHINGTON-- Halloween is the time when people can dress up in a costume for one day and pretend to be something that they're not. This year Vice President Kamala Harris…
CNN Claims They Have No Room For Racism Or Bigotry On Their Network, Except If It’s Against Trump, Trump Supporters, Republicans, Conservatives, Christians, White People, Or Heterosexuals
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Immediately after firing panelist Ryan Girdusky for a comment he made against Mehdi Hasan, CNN issued a statement saying that the network does not tolerate any form of…
Drunk, Incoherent Woman Shows Up At Beyoncé Rally
HOUSTON, TEXAS-- There was a minor disturbance yesterday morning when a drunk, babbling woman showed up at a Beyoncé rally and then walked up onto the stage and began rambling…
Grimace Accuses Kamala Harris Of Groping Him Inside McDonald’s Bathroom 40 Years Ago
U.S.-- A major controversy was reported on Twitter X Thursday involving Democrat candidate Kamala Harris, with beloved McDonald's character Grimace accusing the vice president of groping him inside of the…
Angry AOC Vows To Boycott Burger King After Trump’s McDonald’s Visit
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- While millions of people were enjoying former President Donald Trump's visit to a Philly McDonald's, a visibly upset AOC posted on Twitter X that she "wasn't having it"…
RINO Lindsey Graham Volunteers To Take Tulsi Gabbard’s Spot In Democrat Party
WASHINGTON-- After the major news broke that former Democrat Tulsi Gabbard joined the Republican Party, South Carolina RINO Republican Senator Lindsey Graham went on MSNBC to tell the world that…
Kamala Credits Political Advisors Jack Daniel’s And Jim Beam For Help With All Her Campaign Speeches
U.S.-- As Election Day draws closer and Democrat voting machines decide who the next president will be, Democrat candidate Kamala Harris said during a recent town hall event that she…
‘Newsweek’ Nominated For Pulitzer Prize After Discovering Trump Doesn’t Actually Work At McDonald’s
U.S.-- American news magazine Newsweek has recently been nominated for the prestigious Pulitzer Prize after investigative journalists at the publication discovered that Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump does not actually…
