RFK Jr. Starting To Worry After Congress Announces ‘This Confirmation Hearing Is Brought To You By Pfizer’
WASHINGTON-- RFK Jr. went into his confirmation hearing Monday with a lot of confidence, but his certainty was quickly abated after Congress started off the session with an announcement over…
Justin Trudeau Fills In For Whoopi Goldberg On ‘The View’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- People who watch The View may have noticed a new face on the daytime tv show, with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau filling in for regular…
Embarrassing: Zelensky’s Debit Card Declined After Trump Stops Ukraine Funding
KIEV, UKRAINE-- It was an embarrassing moment for President Volodymyr Zelensky when he went to the store to purchase another $60,000 (USD) watch and had his card declined, later finding…
Pope Francis Having Second Thoughts About Welcoming Illegals After Trump Drops Tren De Aragua Gang Members Inside Vatican City
VATICAN CITY-- After lambasting President Donald Trump for deporting violent illegal aliens instead of welcoming them and paying for them, Pope Francis started having second thoughts about the whole deportation…
New Secret Service Course Requirements Now Include Slope Training
WASHINGTON-- President Donald Trump has appointed a new head of the Secret Service, who immediately updated the agent's training requirements by adding all-new slope training classes. The Secret Service came…
Gavin Newsom Wanted For Impersonating A Governor
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- The newly reformed Trump-era FBI has recently been trying to locate a man named Gavin Newsom, who has been impersonating a real governor and is asking for the…
Anchor Baby Kamala Harris Deported To India After Trump Ends Birthright Citizenship
CHENNAI, INDIA-- Immediately after President Trump was sworn in and signed an executive order to end birthright citizenship, anchor baby Kamala Harris was quickly picked up by Tom Homan's ICE…
Cruel: Jill Dumps Biden Off At Nursing Home After Telling Him He Was Just Inaugurated
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after President Donald Trump was sworn in as president, Jill Biden quickly whisked Joe Biden away and then dumped him off at a local nursing home while telling…
Biden Issues Last Minute Pardons For Dr. Fauci, Liz Cheney After Their Bribery Checks Finally Clear
WASHINGTON-- On his very last day in office, President Joe Biden issued a few more last-minute pardons for both Dr. Fauci and Liz Cheney immediately after their bribery checks had…
Nancy Pelosi To Skip Trump’s Inauguration After Hearing It Would Be A Dry Event
WASHINGTON-- The office of Nancy Pelosi has released a statement saying that the 84-year-old former House Speaker would not be attending President-Elect Donald Trump's inauguration due to the fact that…
Trudeau Boasts A Win After Negotiating With Trump To Make Canada The 50th And A Half State Of The US
OTTAWA- CANADA-- After a back and forth fierce negotiation with incoming President Donald Trump, Justin Trudeau took to his social media account to brag to the world that he had…
Gavin Newsom Claims California Wildfires Are Just AI-Generated Deepfakes
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- After facing intense scrutiny and criticism for his handling of the devastating California wildfires, Governor Gavin Newsom took to social media to warn everyone that the raging…
