Nervous Elizabeth Warren Sends Up Smoke Signals To Warn Democrats Of Elon Musk’s Upcoming Audit
WASHINGTON-- After hearing the unfortunate news that a federal judge had blocked her attempt to stop Elon Musk's DOGE from auditing her organization CFPB, proud squaw Elizabeth Warren nervously sent…
AOC Says We Should Be Welcoming Illegal Aliens So We Can Learn More About Outer Space Stuff
WASHINGTON-- As the Trump administration continues to deal with the millions of illegal invaders that have flooded into the country, New York Rep. AOC has come to the illegal aliens…
Elizabeth Warren Vows To Block RFK Jr. Confirmation While Dressed In Pfizer Sponsor Jacket
WASHINGTON-- The confirmation hearings for President Trump's nominees has faced major opposition from Democrats, including from Senator Elizabeth Warren who vowed today to make sure RFK Jr. does not become…
Sad: Trans Squirrel In Guatemala Wondering How It’s Going To Finish Transitioning After USAID Funding Stopped
GUATEMALA CITY, GUATEMALA-- Elon Musk's DOGE and President Donald Trump's cutting of corrupt USAID funding to nations around the world has left countless individuals in despair, including a large group…
Media Submits Retraction After Discovering Corpse Found In Congress Was Just Mitch McConnell
WASHINGTON-- News media outlets have apologized after reporting that a dead body was discovered in Congress, only later to discover that the seemingly lifeless corpse was just the very much…
DOGE Team Discovers Galactic Empire Was Being Funded By USAID
WASHINGTON-- While auditing the United States Agency For International Development, Elon Musk's DOGE discovered that the autocratic Galactic Empire was being funded by the corrupt federal US agency known as…
No One In Canada Notices As Justin Trudeau Replaced With Cardboard Cutout
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After Justin Trudeau left for his trip to Paris, the Liberal Party of Canada quietly replaced the Canadian prime minister with a life-size cardboard cutout, with Canadian citizens…
Struggling Democrats Start GoFundMe To Help Pay Their Expenses After Trump Halts USAID Grift
WASHINGTON-- As a way to try to help pay for all of their expenses after President Donald Trump stopped the USAID money laundering schemes, financially-strapped Democrat politicians have officially started…
Biden Surprised To Learn He Had Security Clearance After Trump Revokes It
WASHINGTON-- President Donald Trump announced on his Truth Social account that he had recently revoked the security clearance for Joe Biden, which according to sources came as a huge shock…
Democrats Delay Senate Confirmation Votes Until John Fetterman Finds A Suit
WASHINGTON-- Senate Democrats have delayed the confirmation votes for President Donald Trump's Cabinet nominees once again, saying they would only begin the process once Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman finds a…
Democrats Warn Trump, DOGE It’s Unconstitutional To Stop Their USAID Money Laundering Schemes
WASHINGTON-- Angry Democrats took to the streets to protest President Donald Trump shutting down USAID after Elon Musk's DOGE discovered billions of dollars of American taxpayer dollars being used for…
FBI Not Happy After Being Told To Start Investigating Real Criminals Instead Of Political Opponents
WASHINGTON-- Agents at the FBI have been in an uproar after President Donald Trump's new team told the federal employees that they now must start investigating real criminals rather than…
