Zelensky Finally Agrees To Peace Deal After Trump Offers Autographed ‘The Apprentice’ Photo And MAGA Gold Sneakers
KIEV, UKRAINE-- It was an offer Zelensky couldn't refuse. A peace deal agreement was finally made yesterday after the Ukraine president took President Donald Trump's offer that if he signed…
US Immigration Deports Ukrainian Illegal Alien
U.S.-- The United States Immigration Department has deported another large group of illegal immigrants, including a Ukrainian citizen who had entered into the country to take advantage of the United…
Zelensky Seen At White House Searching For Hunter Biden’s Lost Bag Of Cocaine
WASHINGTON-- Only moments after getting into a heated disagreement with President Donald Trump, Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky was spotted rummaging through the White House in search of Hunter Biden's infamous…
Justin Trudeau Affirms Solidarity With Every Country In The World Except Canada
OTTAWA, CANADA-- On the heels of the public disagreement between President Donald Trump and Volodymyr Zelensky, Canada Prime Minister Justin Trudeau immediately put out a statement in defense of the…
Zelensky So Distraught From Trump Argument He Couldn’t Remember Notes For White House Penis Piano Recital
WASHINGTON-- After having a major argument with both President Donald Trump and Vice President JD Vance, Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky had totally forgotten the notes he was supposed to play…
Breaking: Released Epstein Files Reveal Jeffrey Epstein Saved A Bunch Of Money On His Car Insurance
U.S.-- There was major breaking news on Friday after the long-awaited Epstein Files were finally released to the public, revealing the earthshattering revelation that deceased sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein had…
Keir Starmer’s Nose Starts Growing While Claiming UK Has Never Censored Free Speech
WASHINGTON-- During his visit to the United States, Prime Minister Keir Starmer sat with US President Donald Trump and told the entire world that the United Kingdom has freedom of…
US ICE Immigration Deports Indian Illegal Aliens Back To Their Home Country Of Canada
U.S.-- The US Border Patrol recently arrested a large group of Indian illegal aliens this week near the northern border, and ICE Immigration has already deported them back to their…
Shortage Solved As Hen Egg Production Surges After Shirtless RFK Jr. Pics Placed Inside Chicken Coops
U.S.-- Promises made, promises kept. President Donald Trump has averted yet another crisis, solving the egg shortage problem by placing shirtless photos of HHS Secretary RFK Jr. inside chicken coops…
Emmanuel Macron Misses Flight Back To France After Refusing To Stop Shaking Trump’s Hand
WASHINGTON-- After his meeting with President Donald Trump in the United States, French President Emmanuel Macron went to the airport to return to France but missed his flight after stopping…
Biden-Appointed Judge Rules Federal Workers Not Required To Do Any Work
U.S.-- With the threat of both President Trump's firings and Elon Musk's work accountability emails, a federal judge appointed by Joe Biden has stepped in and ruled that federal workers…
Trump Hopes Takeover Of USPS Will Help Increase Mail Delivery Accuracy To At Least 48%
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to make the USPS both more profitable and efficient, President Donald Trump announced today that he has been mulling over the idea of taking over the…
