Chris Christie’s ‘White Lizzo’ Twerking Skills Force Putin To Surrender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbOqQ9KN8i0 KIEV, UKRAINE-- Russian President Vladimir Putin was left with no choice but to throw up the white flag of surrender after watching obese Republican Chris Christie twerking on the…
Third GOP Debate Whittled Down To 5 Candidates After Chris Christie Eats Pence And Burgum
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- Last night's third Republican presidential debate was cut down to only five candidates after former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie had gotten a sudden hunger attack before the…
Ecstatic GOP Chair Ronna McDaniel Celebrates Joyous Republican Election Losses To Democrats
WASHINGTON-- After a slew of Republican election losses on Election Day, happy RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel was quick to congratulate the Democrats on last night's wins and said it was…
Judge Engoron Allows New York Attorney General To Call Telepath As Expert Witness To Read Trump’s Mind
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Judge Arthur Engoron made a bold move during the recent civil trial against Donald Trump by allowing New York Attorney General Letitia James to call…
Trudeau Challenges Pierre Poilievre To Makeup Competition For Control Of Canada
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As a way to flex his proverbial muscles to scare off his main opponent in the next Canadian election, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has challenged Conservative party leader…
Oblivious Biden Brags That Pro-Palestine Protesters At White House Prove He Draws Bigger Crowds Than Trump
WASHINGTON-- While thousands of Palestine supporters protested in front of the White House against Joe Biden's support of Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, the absentminded US president gave a press…
Interesting: Gay Man Who’s Attracted To Men Claims Michelle Obama Is Better Looking Than Melania Trump
LONG ISLAND, NEW YORK-- A viral rant has made the news again of gay former CNN host Don Lemon saying that he found former First Lady Michelle Obama much more…
Congress Passes $14.3 Billion In Aid For US Border — No Wait, Nevermind, It’s For Israel Again
WASHINGTON--The American people were overjoyed after hearing the good news that their elected officials in the House of Representatives had passed a bill that would quickly send out $14.3 billion…
Grand Moff Tarkin Claims He Gave People Of Alderaan Two Minutes To Evacuate Before Blowing Up Planet
WORLD-- In order to stop the Rebel Alliance and bring order to the galaxy, military leader Grand Moff Tarkin was forced to have the Death Star destroy Alderaan but claims…
Biden Dresses Up As Bloodsucking Vampire For Halloween
WASHINGTON-- For this year's Halloween festivities, the White House has confirmed that President Joe Biden will be playing himself this holiday by dressing up as an evil, bloodsucking vampire that…
Biden Decorates White House With Christmas Decorations For Halloween
WASHINGTON-- In celebration of this year's Halloween, President Joe Biden had his confused staff members decorate the White House with Christmas decorations and went on Twitter X to wish everyone…
Nikki Haley Gets ‘I Stand With Israel’ Tattoo On Forehead In Case Anyone Wasn’t Sure Where She Stood
KIAWAH ISLAND, SOUTH CAROLINA-- Not certain if the world knew where her loyalties lied, Republican presidential candidate Nimarata "Nikki Haley" Randhawa got her forehead inked with the words 'I Stand…
