WASHINGTON– After President Donald Trump signed yet another executive order aimed at making American great again, Republicans in Congress began worrying and discussing amongst themselves the unfortunate possibility that they may in fact win the midterms if they codify Trump’s pro-America agenda into law.
Only a couple days after returning from their twentieth vacation since Trump was sworn into office, Republicans led by House Speaker Mike Johnson gave an emergency press conference to issue the dire warning that if they assist Trump in his America-first agenda then they run the strong risk of winning most of the seats in the upcoming midterm elections.
“I have terrible news for the American people,” said Speaker Mike Johnson as he bit his lip and shook his head in nervousness. “Now, as you all know by now, President Trump has been working nonstop to make America great again and he has called on his Republican party to pass his almost two-hundred executive orders. This is extremely concerning because if we do that then Republicans just may win in the midterms, and we definitely don’t want that.”
Speaker Johnson stressed that it’s not in the best interest of the RINO Republican Party to have the House and Senate majority and then be forced to actually get positive things accomplished, rather than just always playing defense and grifting for money by pretending to be fighting against the Democrat Party’s own radical, America-last agenda.
In an effort to destress from all the horrible thoughts of winning in the midterms, Republicans called for a much needed break by going on another two week vacation.
