VATICAN CITY– As millions of people from around the world mourn the passing of the late Pope Francis, Vatican City released a statement in his remembrance and revealed that he had one final vision before his death of a man who kind of looked like JD Vance but was extremely disfigured with bug eyes, a bloated face, and long kinky hair.
The statement mentioned that Pope Francis was startled by the odd humanlike man who stood silent without blinking, staring intently as though he were looking right through the Pope.
“Dearest brothers and sisters, we sadly announce the death of our Holy Father Francis,” the statement started off. “We would like to inform the world of the Pope’s last words and final vision before closing his eyes forever. Pope Francis opened his eyes and immediately saw one of the most frightening images in his entire life staring directly at him, only inches away from his face.”
The Vatican statement went on to say that after the deformed man leaned down to speak to the Pope, Francis became startled and then uttered his last words, “My God, the JD Vance memes are real.”
Vice President JD Vance later posted his condolences on the passing of Pope Francis, saying he had a wonderful meeting with the late Pope and plans on visiting many other world leaders in the coming months.
