WASHINGTON– After realizing that the World Economic Forum wasn’t sinister enough for his agenda, Klaus Schwab announced that he was retiring as Chairman of the WEF to join the even more evil and diabolical Democrat Party.
According to Klaus Schwab, the WEF had grown soft in recent years in regards to his quest for world domination and the destruction of the human race, saying that the Democrat Party held all of the worst, most morally wrong, and wicked ideologies that he craved in an organization.
“I have found my true home,” said Klaus Schwab in a thick accent during a speech in front of the Capitol Building. “Due to ze WEF becoming too weak over ze years and refusing to expedite my desire to destroy humanity, I chose to step down from my role in ze WEF to join ze Democrat Party which I believe is ze group zat vill help me best in my goal of total world annihilation.”
Klaus said he was proud to join the likes of lizard people who are even more evil than himself, such as Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, and a horde of other goblins and ghoulish figures.
The former head of the WEF said that his first order of business was to head down to El Salvador to meet with the deported MS-13 gang member in an effort to try and bring him back into the United States.
