WASHINGTON– President Donald Trump announced on his Truth Social account that he had recently revoked the security clearance for Joe Biden, which according to sources came as a huge shock to the former president who didn’t even realize that he had that power.
An incensed Jill Biden informed her husband that Trump had pulled their special privileges, with Joe Biden appearing befuddled at his wife’s strange comment.
“Janet, what the hell are you talking about?” Biden asked his wife Jill while staring up at the ceiling. “What security clearance are you referring to? And now that we’re on the subject, what the hell is security clearance anyway? You talking about those sensitive documents I kept hidden inside of my garage near those women’s wigs that I told everyone that I never had?”
Jill also gave Biden the unfortunate news that he was no longer the president, which also came as a surprise to Joe who was already planning his next beach vacation paid for by the American taxpayers.
After already forgetting why Jill had entered into the room, Biden said he would be launching a full investigation into who the Donald Trump guy was that revoked his security clearance and also who the strange woman named Jill was who kept claiming to be his wife.
