NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA– It was a somber moment for agents at the FBI after they heard that the violent terrorist who killed almost twenty people had passed away, with the federal agents taking a knee in remembrance of their fallen hero.
While down on one knee, dozens of agents bowed their heads and mourned the loss of the New Orleans truck attack suspect in the same way they had kneeled during the BLM riots that had also cost lots of people’s lives.
“This is a truly sad day here at the FBI,” said FBI Director Christopher Wray in front of the FBI building where the flag was lowered to half mast. “Today we lost a man who was known in some circles as an austere scholar, a man who had put principle before party. Due to this terrible tragedy, I will be giving any agents who need more time to grieve the day off. With pay, of course.”
President Joe Biden commended the noble agents, thanking them for their service and for all the times they arrested the Democrat’s political opponents.
The outgoing president went on to say that he will be giving a posthumous pardon to the terrorist suspect who will undoubtedly be voting Democrat for now on.