OTTAWA, CANADA– As calls for his resignation continue to mount, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau decided to wear blackface once again so that he can call anyone who asks him to resign a racist.
Ignoring the almost 80% of Canadians who would prefer for him to step down, Trudeau doubled down on his intentions of not giving up power by donning his infamous blackface and using it as a shield against any person who tells him to resign.
“You’re a racist,” said Trudeau in blackface to a CBC News reporter when asked if he was going to resign. “How dare you ask a man of color to be removed from office? My people have been oppressed by the man for decades and we had to fight long and hard to be able to overcome the systemic racism that’s rampant among Canadian citizens.”
The prime minister then called his Conservative opponent Pierre Poilievre a “racist bigot” for accusing him of doing a poor job of governing Canada over the last nine years, claiming that racism against him has been the only reason why he has been doing such a terrible job as prime minister.
After his blackface gimmick failed to stop people from calling for his resignation, Trudeau then dressed as a woman and claimed he had transitioned and that anyone who says he should step down is a transphobic, homophobic, xenophobic, bigot, Trump supporter.