PALM BEACH, FLORIDA– Even though Donald Trump hasn’t even been sworn into office yet, his pick for Border Czar Tom Homan has already made his first arrest after catching an illegal alien crossing the Canadian border into the US and making his way down to the President-Elect’s Mar-a-Lago home.
Border Czar Tom Homan wasted no time once he spotted the well-dressed illegal alien inside of Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home by tackling the criminal migrant and then putting handcuffs on him before perp walking him out of the front door.
“I tried to warn you illegal scumbags not to break into our country,” said Tom Homan to the tall, skinny illegal alien, whose mascara was dripping down his face from crying so much. “President Trump told that sissy Canadian prime minister to make sure no one crosses our border or there’d be hell to pay. I don’t care how much you cry you’re going to jail, boy.”
The sobbing illegal alien tried pleading with the gruff Homan, claiming that he was a very important Canadian politician named Justin Trudeau and that he was actually invited to come there by Trump himself.
After Trump told Homan that the illegal alien wasn’t invited and had come there unannounced, the illegal immigrant was then shipped back to his home country of Cuba.
