U.S.– Unable to face the harsh reality that their terrible presidential candidate Kamala Harris lost the election in a landslide, radical Democrat voters angrily took to the streets to protest the upcoming presidency of Donald Trump by saying that the election was rigged, Trump cheated and are now denying the results.
After swearing for the last four years that the 2020 election was the most secure in history and that it was totally normal that there were 20 million extra Democrat voters for Joe Biden, these same individuals have now claimed that Trump is illegitimate. This denial of the election results is a major threat to our democracy.
“This election was rigged and Trump cheated,” screamed one irate blue-haired woman from among a crowd of election deniers. “There’s no way Trump won this election because Kamala was so brat and had a really nice lawn growing up and was middle-class. So what if her and Biden destroyed the country for the last four years. She’s totally qualified to be president, and I know the rest of the country agrees with me, which means that Trump cheated.”
A few Democrat politicians have also echoed this sentiment, including California election denying Congressman Adam Schiff. Schiff claims he has the most damning evidence of all time that Russia helped Trump win the election, but he can’t show it to anyone because it’s a secret.
When asked if it was a threat to democracy to perform a coup on Biden and install Harris without a single vote, the blue-haired protester’s head started building up pressure and then just suddenly exploded.