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AOC Recounts All The Times She Died At Trump’s New York Rally

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Last updated: October 28, 2024 4:03 pm
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AOC on MSNBC discussing Donald Trump's Madison Square Garden rally.
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NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK– It was a somber moment on MSNBC’s Morning Joe Monday when Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) recounted all of the times she had died during Republican candidate Donald Trump’s Madison Square Garden rally.

AOC was in tears as MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough replayed part of Trump’s rally and asked the New York Congresswoman to share with the world how awful it must have been to get killed so many times in Trump’s Hitler-inspired rally.

“Oh no, I can’t watch this, it brings back so many horrible memories of when I died,” said AOC solemnly, pointing to the spot on the video where she had passed away. “Oh look, there I am. Right there. That’s where I died the third time. Right between that one guy in the red hat standing next to another guy in a red hat. I know it’s hard to see where I am, but trust me, it was much harder for me to lose so many lives in one night.”

Even though dying so many times at Trump’s rally was terrible, claims AOC, it will be nothing compared to how many times she will probably die if the former president gets back into office for a second term.

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In a frantic, AOC ended the interview and told the hosts that she was late for her funeral, saying she didn’t want to miss the wonderful eulogy that she was going to give herself.

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TAGGED:2024 Presidential ElectionAlexandria Ocasio-CortezDonald TrumpRated PG

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