U.S.– As the Democrat party continues to hemorrhage black voters, Vice President Kamala Harris decided to bring in the big guns in order to win over African Americans and called up one of her closest black friends Jimmy Kimmel to try and convince hesitant blacks that they must vote for her.
After putting a bald cap on and blackface, late night host Jimmy Kimmel stood on stage with Kamala and told his fellow black men that they need to step up and vote for the Indian-Canadian Democratic candidate.
“Hey, yo-yo-yo, what’s up my strong black brothers?” Kimmel asked in his best black accent as the crowd of confused people shook their heads. “Hey, yo, my dogs, listen to me, a fellow black man, and vote for Mrs. Kamala. She’s just like us brothers. Other than the fact that she’s Indian and was raised in Canada, and is rich and married a white Jewish guy, and also locked a lot of us brothers up on BS charges, but hey, at least she’s not that orange-skinned man Trump. Am I right?”
Kimmel said he knows what it’s like to be a downtrodden black man who’s been held down by the system, saying that the only way out of that unfortunate predicament is to vote for the incompetent woman who’s already been in office for the last four years doing absolutely nothing positive for the black community.
Due to the warm reception of using Jimmy Kimmel in blackface to try and win over black voters, the Harris campaign also brought out other real black celebrities such as Howard Stern, Jimmy Fallon, and Justin Trudeau.