WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA– Mainstream media outlets are working overtime to try and coverup yet another gaffe by Kamala Harris after the Democrat presidential candidate wore knee pads to popular sex podcast Call Her Daddy thinking that she was doing a typical job interview to move up to a higher position.
Kamala was all nerves as she readjusted her kneepads and got down on one knee before realizing that the host was a woman who wasn’t trying to sleep with Harris but was merely questioning her about all the times she actually did sleep her way to the top.
“Oh my, this is sure embarrassing,” said Kamala Harris to the young host before cackling uncomfortably. “I thought this was a job interview to become the president of the United States. So that means I don’t have to sleep with you, right? Well, did I ever mention that I grew up in a middle-class family and we had a really nice lawn?”
The two women broke the uncomfortable moment by talking about a milder topic, such as all the times Kamala Harris was tossed around between various higher-level politicians throughout her illustrious political career.
To keep up with the sex-themed interviews, the Harris campaign stated that Kamala will also be doing an interview on The Howard Stern Show and was told to wear her cowgirl hat for a more Western-style setting with something called the Sybian.