ATLANTA, GEORGIA– After the Georgia Election Board passed a rule to ensure accuracy of votes before certification, Democrats quickly had their lawyers file a lawsuit in an effort to stop any attempts at having election integrity but at the same time the DNC promised that they have no intention on cheating or rigging the upcoming presidential election.
The DNC was quick to respond to all the accusations that they’re only suing to keep election fraud in place by promising that the election will be fair as long as Vice President Kamala Harris is the winner.
“To save democracy we must keep election fraud in place,” said DNC spokesperson Ima Scammer to news reporters. “That’s why we filed a lawsuit against the Republican-controlled Georgia Election Board for passing election integrity laws. Having secure elections goes against everything the Democrat party stands for. But don’t worry, you have our word that we’re not doing this so we can cheat and steal the election just like we definitely didn’t do in the 2020 presidential election. Wink wink.”
The Democrat spokesperson went on to say that millions of pristine fake ballots dumped at 3AM on Election night all for the Democratic candidate means that the election process is working as intended.
“If this election integrity law is upheld then what will we do with these millions of ballots we already had printed out for Kamala?”
