OTTAWA, CANADA– After watching his poll numbers continue to tank against Conservative Pierre Poilievre, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau decided to take a page out of Kamala Harris’ Marxist playbook and blatantly steal ideas from his opponent in the same way she does to Donald Trump.
While dressed in a blue suit and eyeglasses similar to Poilievre, Trudeau tried putting forth his best Pierre voice while promoting his suddenly all-new political platform.
“Prime Minister Trudeau is a whacko,” said Trudeau, forgetting to change the name of his opponent. “I mean, Pierre Poilievre is a whacko. Don’t you just hate how the liar Mr. Poilievre never answers any questions and rambles on and on about nothing? I promise if I’m elected I will ‘Axe the Tax’ and put a stop to the Conservative party’s attempts to implement their carbon tax scam.”
Trudeau munched on an apple as he talked about how he will put one hundred percent tariffs on imports from China, saying, “That was also my idea first. Pierre stole that from me even though he said it months before I did. But let’s not argue over semantics.”
At publishing time, Kamala said that if she’s not successful at stealing the election from Trump then she plans on running for prime minister of Canada and will also copy Pierre Poilievre’s policies.
