NEW YORK– In an effort to save democracy, the Democrat party has been working tirelessly to remove both Donald Trump and RFK Jr. from the presidential race, and their lawsuits have recently succeeded in removing the Independent candidate Kennedy from the ballot in New York.
Top Democrat leaders reassured everyone that they are the ones fighting for democracy by trying to get rid of the other top candidates like Trump and RFK Jr. to make it easier to rig their own pathetically weak candidate Kamala into office.
“It’s not fascism when we do it,” said former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi when asked if they were subverting the will of the people. “In order to save democracy we must subvert democracy by using lawfare against both Trump and RFK Jr., as well as performing a coup on our own Democrat candidate Joe Biden to remove him from the race and install the dim-witted puppet of our choosing.”
Other top Democrats such as Senate Leader Chuck Schumer reiterated Pelosi’s statements, saying the Democratic party won’t stop trying to disenfranchise American voters until they get the outcome they want.
Democrats mentioned that it will also be democratic when they dump millions of votes for Harris at 3AM on Election night.