LONDON, ENGLAND– After thousands of UK citizens rose up in protest due to their fellow citizens being killed by immigrants, Prime Minister Keir Starmer defended the actions of the non-British killers and then sided with the knife-wielding Muslims by declaring a jihad on all the UK born infidels who are protesting the tragedy.
Dressed in a black headscarf, PM Keir Starmer addressed the nation and said that he will not tolerate native-born British citizens getting in the way of gangs of illegal aliens committing crimes across the country.
“My fellow jihadists, the time has come to take action,” said Starmer angrily as he pointed his finger at the camera. “I will no longer sit by idly while these British citizens defend their country against hordes of violent immigrants. That is why I am officially declaring a jihad on anyone who stands in the way of our goal to take over this white country. Death to the UK.”
Keir Starmer praised the gangs of marauding illegal aliens and said the fight must continue and condemned Twitter X owner Elon Musk for allowing the social media platform to radicalize British people into thinking that Britain belongs to the British and not to millions of invaders from third world countries.
The prime minister promised to help further improve the situation in Britain by importing millions more immigrants into the country.
