CARACAS, VENEZUELA– After getting confronted by his angry wife for leaving their bathroom toilet seat up once again, President Nicolás Maduro told his irate spouse that it wasn’t him that left the seat up, but billionaire American businessman Elon Musk.
According to Maduro, Elon has been causing all kinds of trouble for him in Venezuela, including interfering with their elections, shooting space lasers to attack him, and now leaving the toilet seat up inside of his very own home.
“Yes, my darling wife, it’s true, Mr. Elon has been inside of our home,” said Maduro to his wife as she crossed her arms in disbelief. “I saw Elon myself just a few minutes ago laughing at me after he urinated all over the side of the toilet bowl and then left the seat up before jumping out the window while screaming ‘this is MAGA country.'”
When his wife confronted him about where the evidence was that Elon was behind the toilet seat fiasco, Maduro said that he couldn’t prove it to her because Musk hacked into their home security system and erased all the videos.
Maduro also told his wife that Elon was behind other problems inside of their home, including leaving dirty dishes in the sink, forgetting to take out the trash, and farting at the dinner table.
