WASHINGTON– The White House has released a photo of Joe Biden on their official Twitter X account in an effort to quell the growing number of people who are starting to question the president’s whereabouts and also if he’s even still alive.
After the release of the Biden photo, numerous internet sleuths began questioning the legitimacy of whether the man in the photo was actually the real president, with some even claiming that the person in the photo was just Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman wearing a white wig.
White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre told the news press corps that anyone who claims the man in the photo is not the real Biden is a racist, transphobic MAGA extremist.
“Of course the man in the photo is President Biden, don’t be ridiculous,” said Jean-Pierre to Fox News reporter Peter Doocy. “To suggest that we would stage a coup against Joe Biden to get him out of the race, get rid of him, and then post a fake photo of him online to try and buy ourselves some time to come up with a better excuse is just preposterous.”
With more people doubting the veracity of the photo, the White House put out a video of the same man from the photo who also resembled Fetterman where he stuttered and spoke incoherently for about thirty seconds.
Many people were still doubtful it was the real Biden since the man didn’t sniff anyone’s hair or crap his pants.