BAKHMUT, UKRAINE– After meeting with President Volodymyr Zelenksy in regards to logistical support for the ongoing war in Ukraine, South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol responded by sending one of the Asian country’s best K-Pop bands to strike fear in Vladimir Putin by having the boy band dance on the frontlines against the Russian army.
Once he had heard about South Korea’s plan to arm Ukraine, Putin sent out a stern warning to President Yoon that sending any help to Ukraine would be taken as a serious threat and could quite possibly lead to nuclear World War 3.
Unfortunately for Russia, South Korea dismissed Putin’s warning and sent a very talented K-Pop band armed with extremely lethal dancing skills to confuse the Russian military.
“I have my own warning for President Putin,” said President Yoon in a televised speech by way of Google translate. “Due to Mr. Putin recently sending weapons to North Korea, we were left with no choice but to send our own weapons to Ukraine.
“In response to Russia’s pact with Kim Jong Un, South Korea has sent over our most talented all-male Korean pop group over to Ukraine to use their extremely well-trained dancing maneuvers in a very ingenious psychological warfare attack.”
Even though the very cute and well-dressed K-Pop members gave it their best shot, the annoyed Russian army just decided to shoot the dancing group and then move on.
