U.S.– With the threat of nuclear World War 3 on America’s doorstep thanks to the incompetency of the current president, millions of military draft-eligible American citizens have been quietly second-guessing their decision to vote for Joe Biden.
The thought of spending one more day reading Donald Trump’s mean tweets was too great for many voters, causing them to vote for the career Democrat politician with a history of corruption and racism.
“So, um, what’s the cutoff on drafting people in the military?” Asked a 23-year-old Biden voter on Twitter X. “I didn’t vote for this. Biden promised me he’d cancel my student loans if I voted for him. You mean to tell me that elections have consequences? Iran better respect my pronouns. This has to be Trump’s fault somehow.”
In a state of panic, web searches for “WWIII” and “”US draft age limit” spiked after the doddering old fool Biden brought the world closer and closer to nuclear Armageddon with Iran and Russia as worried Biden voters began feeling the ramifications of their choice to vote against the orange man’s mean tweets.
At publishing time, thousands of apprehensive Gen Z males began transitioning to women in the hopes that they won’t be drafted to fight in the bankster’s globalist wars, only to find out that they’re all still eligible to be drafted due to the fact that they’re still classified as biological males by America’s supposedly most progressive Democrat president.
