CANADA– A massive protest is underway in Canada over a federal carbon tax, which drew the ire of Justin Trudeau who offered a financial bonus to the first Canadian Mounted Police Officer who uses a horse to trample over little old women in the same way Canada police did back during the truckers for freedom protests in 2022.
The neurotic prime minister made the proposal to his gestapo police squad in an effort to quell the increasing number of protesters who are tired of being ruled by a thin-skinned tyrant.
“No one is allowed to protest me here in Canada,” said Trudeau during an emergency press conference. “There is no right to protest here in Canada, unless you’re BLM protesting against our country’s rampant white supremacy problem. To put a stop to the fringe minority before it grows bigger, I’m offering a very large bonus to the first Canadian Mountie who knocks an old woman down to the ground and tramples all over her with his horse.”
While grinning from ear-to-ear, Trudeau fondly reminisced about all the protesters who got abused by Canadian police during the truckers protest.
“It puts a smile on my face and warms my hardened heart,” said Trudeau in reference to how he loves torturing innocent people. “As well as physically abusing protesters, I have already been in talks with financial institutions to freeze these insolent protesters’ accounts. I’m ready for all of you this time. I’ve stocked up on two years of makeup just in case those truckers decide to stop making deliveries again.”
Trudeau said that if any of the frail, old protesters try to defend themselves they will also be charged with resisting arrest and then sent to a COVID detention camp to be euthanized.
