LONDON, ENGLAND– Yet another mystery has surrounded the Royal Family as head patriarch King Charles has gone missing, but a Royal announcement released today told everyone not to worry because the king was simply recuperating at home while rejuvenating new human skin to cover his true lizard appearance.
With millions of concerned people left wondering what has happened to Princess of Wales Kate Middleton and King Charles, Buckingham Palace put everyone’s minds at ease and reported that the king simply shed his human skin covering and is taking some time off to grow another human skin suit.
“His Royal Majesty King Charles is safe and sound, everyone,” the Royal announcement started off saying. “The king is merely hiding from the public while his new human skin grows. This is a normal and regular occurrence, as lizard people shed their human skin once or twice a year. Thank you for respecting our privacy.”
For decades the media has stated that it was a conspiracy theory that the elite are Reptilians who feast on the flesh of the innocent, but high-profile people have been recently admitting that it is definitely true because there’s so many freakish people in the world today that they finally feel comfortable to come out of the Reptilian closet.
Leftwing news media outlets were quick to come to the lizard king’s defense, and said anyone who doesn’t like or accept lizard people is a Herpetophobic, racist, bigoted, QAnon Trump supporter for refusing to let the peaceful lizards take over the world and drink children’s blood.
