WASHINGTON– In an effort to beat Donald Trump at all costs in the upcoming 2024 presidential election, articulate orator Alex Soros has volunteered to help Joe Biden improve his public speaking abilities and has promised that once he has finished teaching the president everything he knows Biden will be an even greater linguist than the great John Fetterman.
The son of infamous billionaire George Soros gave an engrossing interview with MSNBC show Morning Joe where he stated his goals in full detail and with succinct precision, promising that Biden will become a more gifted speaker than the late Winston Churchill.
“Um, ehm, so yeah, like, uh, me, I’ll be, um, teaching Biden to talk and stuff,” said Soros eloquently to the impressed MSNBC hosts. “Yeah, we, um, literally, like, ehm, just got to, yeah, um, that, literally one man, Donald Trump, he, ehm, yeah, uh, you know, literally, like, you know, yeah he really did.”
MSNBC hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski were left stunned at how well the silver-tongued Soros spoke and agreed that former President Trump won’t stand a chance against Biden once Alex gets finished with the public speaking lessons.
“Well, you know, but I, um, I’m really, uh, earned stuff, with like, my talents,” said Soros when asked if he was just handed everything to him by his father without earning it. “Well, you now, ehm, uh, that’s the, um, the democracy, um, Trump, uh, Biden, you know, the vote, uh, um, you know.”
When reached for comment, Biden said he was thrilled to have Alex Soros assisting his campaign and said he listens to his radio show program the Alex Jones Infowars show every day while getting his diaper changed.
