LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA– In a last ditch effort to stop Donald Trump from becoming president, celebrity actor and filmmaker Rob Reiner gave the millions of American voters a stern warning that he will never wear a speedo again if the billionaire businessman wins the 2024 presidential election.
While giving an urgent press conference wearing the smallest, tightest speedo he could find, the shirtless Reiner angrily told everyone to get a good look at his body because it may be the last time they ever get to see it.
“I’ll do whatever it takes to stop that Fascist Trump from becoming president,” promised Reiner as news reporters vomited into their mouths. “People from around the world have googled my naked images to see me wearing my bathing attire because they appreciate my body. Well, I’m going on record right now that if dictator Trump gets back into office then you’ll never see this sexy skin again.”
To really burn the image into people’s brains of what they’ll be missing, Reiner came out from behind the podium and pranced around the stage while carrying his three bellies within his meaty hands.
“You all were warned,” said Reiner while vultures circled overhead as though a dead carcass was lying somewhere. “Get a good look and just pray to whatever God you pray to that President Biden gets reelected for a second term to build other countries back better.”
After the Reiner interview, a recent poll showed that Trump’s poll numbers had skyrocketed and even dead voters who normally vote Democrat said they were switching to Republican.
I love seeing meat head in his speedos.
Who are meat heads speedos voting for?